THE BRIDGE: by H. Hauck

Hello...still there? This is the editor again. Hold your seats, 'cause that brief but bombastic interlude is to be followed on the next page with an even more surprising headline. You see it's this way: when I drew the Irish rabbit on the front page I had intended to draw something else on the back honoring St. Patrick's Day and Easter. But as I pondered over Irish rabbits and green eggs i.e. green rabbits and Irish eggs, it suddenly dawned on me that I was ignoring a whole new format, and perhaps a better one (though tis true, as the saints well know, that nothin' tops an Irishman). There's one more day on the immediate calendar that deserves mentioning, for it's the only day of the year on which I can print this headline: