| Name: Harry Hauck (alias, "the man with the iron smile")
Weight: formidable
Height: mountain high
Hair: some
Eyes: everywhere
Age: static
Born: probably
| Past Record |
|
No. of Rounds
|
Record
|
| 1928 |
fought his way into the world |
1
|
won
|
| 1935-1947 |
Hauck vs. the Board of Education |
12
|
won*
|
| 1947-1951 |
Hauck vs. Wayne State |
4
|
lost**
|
| 1953 |
Uncle Sam teams up with the Hauck |
4
|
no contest
|
| 1955 |
Hauck vs. bachelorhood |
(indeterminate)
|
lost (to a knockout)
|
| 1955 |
Hauck vs. wife |
(eternally)
|
draw
|
Coming fights:
Hauck vs. the world! (fight in progress) (odds: 7/1 on Hauck)
* self-educated through science fiction
** received degree in geology
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