I had intended to write an introduction for this first issue, explaining what the publication “wasn’t” and thereby delineating what it “was.” After the elimination of all the things it “wasn’t,” however, there was nothing left--no purpose, no motive, no format. After due consideration, it struck me that this was the easiest way out. So here it is: “Foam-Fare,” the world’s first totally useless publication, absolutely unreliable if slightly informative.


Vol. I No. 1

Editor: Tom Sullivan (assumes no responsibility)

Contents  

Waves Dept. (calendar of events)....................................................................................1

Breakers (big news).........................................................................................................1

Surf (small news)..............................................................................................................1

Flotsam (small news)........................................................................................................1

Spray (absurd news).........................................................................................................1

White Water (editorials)...................................................................................................1

BREAKERS: Extra -- HAUCK DOESN’T QUIT THIS SEASON -- Extra

  Pattons’s number one son (sun) again outwitted the speculators at the end of the season, this time by not quitting. Hauck’s comprehensive program for the winter, presented at the September meeting, is designed to meet the increasing club membership and is accompanied by long-needed financial reforms. Under the new system of organization, Harry hopes to ration his coaching time more economically. The system will divide the team into four groups, each consistent in quality.

A tentative schedule for workouts is as follows:

MWF 5:00-5:30, Blue, Red and Gold teams; 5:30, Silver replaces Blue; 6:30, Red leaves. TTH no Blue team: 5:00, 1/2 Red and 1/2 Gold; 1/2 Silver and 1/2 Gold. SAT. 9:00-10:00, 1/2 Blue and 1/2 Gold; 10:00-11:00, 1/2Red and 1/2 Gold; 11:00-1:00, 1/2 Silver and 1/2 Gold.

In order to stay informed on practice schedules and placing of swimmers it is imperative that you attend all ABC meetings.

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