"The Tigershark Chronicle"

Vol. II No. 10

Editor: Tom Sullivan (still looking for Mary Christmas)

(underwritten by the Society

for the Prevention of Cruelty

to Reindeer and the AAU-Arms

for Antlers Union)

HARK! I HEAR A BELL

For swimming men worth their salt, those who give their all,

Days are measured faithfully by ringing on the wall.

The coach's phone at any hour seldom is resisted--

More power to that strange, staunch breed whose numbers are unlisted!

And when I've finished talking having reached the age to die,

I hope to find that Heaven's not a phone booth in the sky.

But if I go down below, with Lucifer in Hell,

Across from me I know I'll see, Alex Graham Bell ...

DON'T MISS THE TIGERSHARKS 5th ANNUAL CHRISTMAS MEET--Dec. 28-29

cut-off times--top-flight competition
the atmosphere you're trying to train for: nat'l caliber
beautiful awards (Greek victory medallions on 30" presentation ribbons--trophies were cheaper but not as good)
we hope to have electric timers at this meet, which may be possibly be tele-taped.
hurry! write to Foam-Fare (address above) for entry blanks.

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