"The Patton Chronicle"
Vol. III: No.2 or is it Vol. II: No.4
Editor: Tom Sullivan (leader of the temperance movement) (...in the Gobi Desert)
Co-editor: Seaweed Sully (I'll drink to that!)
"The Revolution in Resolutions"
Those swimmers who survived 1964 have gained immeasurably in the brains department. To prove it here is a list of last year's resolutions--which for one reason or another proved insufficient-- together with this year's REVISED NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR SWIMMERS:
|last year's resol.:||Practice relay starts. A backstroker and a breastroker go hand in hand.|
|this year's resol.:||A BACKSTROKER AND A BREASTROKER GO HAND IN HAND...BUT NOT ON A POOL DECK!|
|last year's resol.:||Touch my turns (if the turn judge sees me miss).|
|this year's resol.:||DON'T TOUCH MY TURNS, CAUSE THE RULE IS DROPPED!|
|last year's resol.:||work hard.|
|this year's resol.:||WORK HARDER!|
|last year's resol.:||Swim hard.|
|this year's resol.:||SWIM FAST--THERE'S A DIFFERENCE FOR SOME PEOPLE. (donated by Greg "body-English" Golin)|
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