"The Patton Chronicle"
Vol. III: No.2 or is it Vol. II: No.4
Editor: Tom Sullivan (leader of the temperance movement) (...in the Gobi Desert)
Co-editor: Seaweed Sully (I'll drink to that!)
Those swimmers who survived 1964 have gained immeasurably in the brains department. To prove it here is a list of last year's resolutions--which for one reason or another proved insufficient-- together with this year's REVISED NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR SWIMMERS:
| last year's resol.: | Practice relay starts. A backstroker and a breastroker go hand in hand. |
| this year's resol.: | A BACKSTROKER AND A BREASTROKER GO HAND IN HAND...BUT NOT ON A POOL DECK! |
| last year's resol.: | Touch my turns (if the turn judge sees me miss). |
| this year's resol.: | DON'T TOUCH MY TURNS, CAUSE THE RULE IS DROPPED! |
| last year's resol.: | work hard. |
| this year's resol.: | WORK HARDER! |
| last year's resol.: | Swim hard. |
| this year's resol.: | SWIM FAST--THERE'S A DIFFERENCE FOR SOME PEOPLE. (donated by Greg "body-English" Golin) |
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